¶ Overview
KALLAX STORAGEBORN adds a collection of furniture-store and culturally-inspired weapons, armor, food, spells, and joke items.
¶ Quest Equipment
¶ Staff of Assembly
The Staff of Assembly is an Allen key-shaped Dwemer staff found in Storereach during Under Construction.
The staff has unlimited charge so the player cannot be blocked from completing the quest. Its effect changes based on the target:
- Dead targets are resurrected.
- Weak enemies are calmed.
- Strong enemies are staggered.
- Injured allies are healed.
- Uninjured allies receive a Rally effect.
¶ Allenblade
The Allenblade is an Allen key-shaped sword that deals additional damage to constructs and undead.
It is one of the heirlooms recovered during Reorganizing.
¶ Svalinn's Smärtstoppare
Svalinn's Smärtstoppare is a shield painted with the familiar blue and yellow. Svalinn refers to the shield from Nordic myth that protects the world from the sun's heat, while Smärtstoppare translates to "Pain Stopper."
The shield grants Fire Resistance and can reflect fire damage back at an attacker.
¶ KALLAX Equipment
¶ Iron Shelf Protector
The Iron Shelf Protector is forged during Reorganizing and provides KALLAX with an armor upgrade.
¶ IROOOOOON HEEEEEELMET
An extra-large iron helmet made specifically for KALLAX.
¶ Heirloom System
After completing the main questline, the player can ask KALLAX whether it remembers any additional heirlooms.
Each time, KALLAX marks a chest in a dungeon or small encounter where the item can be recovered.
¶ Sven's Armor
A blue-and-yellow variant of the Iron Armor set can be found through the heirloom system:
- Sven's Iron Armor of Ergonomics
- Sven's Iron Boots of Lingonberry Lightness
- Sven's Iron Gauntlets of Get-This-Home
- Sven's Iron Helmet of Wordless Wisdom
¶ Food and Spells
¶ Meatballs
Meatballs can be purchased from the chef automaton in Storereach and found at inns throughout Skyrim.
¶ Meatball Helmet
A helmet constructed in the shape of a meatball.
¶ Conjure Meatball
The Spell Tome: Conjure Meatball teaches a spell that summons a large meatball familiar with a healing aura.
¶ Additional Equipment
- Hexfang: An Allen key-shaped dagger.
- Dwarven Bracers of Easy Assembly: Weapons and armor can be improved 10% further. Created potions and enchanted items are 10% more powerful.
- Shield of the Returns Policy: Blocking is 20% more effective and reflects 20% more damage.
- Mace of the Flat-Pack: Has an 8% chance to paralyze the target for 30 seconds.
- Staff of Disorganization: Slows the target by 50% and reduces their Carry Weight by 50 for 9 seconds.
- Glass Helmet of Yes-This-Is-Real: Illusion spells cost 200% more to cast, but the wearer absorbs 10% of the Magicka from hostile spells.
- Sword in a Stone: Has a 33% chance to knock down the target.
- Bow of the Messy: Has a separate 50% chance to deal 15 points of Fire, Frost, and Shock damage.
- Iron Sword of Encumbrance: Reduces the target's movement speed by 100% and Carry Weight to 0 for 6 seconds.
- Assistant's Staff: Creates an explosion of clutter that deals 6 points of damage in a 15-foot radius and poisons targets for 10 seconds.
¶ Item Locations
¶ Hexfang
¶ Dwarven Bracers of Easy Assembly
¶ Shield of the Returns Policy
¶ Mace of the Flat-Pack
¶ Staff of Disorganization
¶ Glass Helmet of Yes-This-Is-Real
¶ Sword in a Stone
¶ Bow of the Messy
¶ Iron Sword of Encumbrance
¶ Assistant's Staff
¶ Joke Items
¶ Another Meridia's Beacon
Picking up this imitation beacon plays the line "A new hand touches the beacon" without starting Meridia's quest. It can be found among the organized clutter after the final boss fight.
¶ Lucky Cheese Wheel
Eating the Lucky Cheese Wheel immediately creates a replacement for itself.
